Here I am again, at 3 am in the morning.
"Order some pizza, Alexa."
"Get me a gun!"
(person on t.v. asks: “Why is this happening?”) “Because you’re a moron.”
These are the things that my dad has said while confused.
is it possible to facepalm your entire life? if it is then i’ve probably done that more than once
"but that backflip doe"
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